This is CNN
Sure, CNN displayed some strange, hilarious and mystifying headlines this year. But as far as I know, they never mistakenly aired a spoof story about a ham steak at a Maine school, like that other station that rhymes with “box” but starts with F and is actually FOX.
While you try figuring out that riddle, here are some of the CNN dingers from a handy site that calls itself WTFCNN.
Astronauts attorney: she did NOT wear diapers
Zoo uses porn after Viagra failed for pandas
Monkeys frolic atop monstrously big rodents
Old prostitute left streets, needed walker
Cheerleader creamed by players at game
Gore to China, U.S: fix climate or else
Snowman, lesbians, Bubba steal debate
16-foot bin of worms eats well at restaurant
Beach rules target seagulls, camels, dirty pics
Paula Abdul misses dog, breaks nose
Co-ed strips for honors thesis, gets a B
Preschooler dumped in unwated newsborns’ box
Firefighters: ‘we are nervous’
O.J. kicked out of restaurant; blonde warned
Aging cheese website molds following
Hugh Grant accused of attacking man with beans
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