• Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Jeff Goldblum – Jurassic Park
• When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.
Something about Mary
• I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.

• It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.
Fight Club – Tyler Durden
• The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis.
Conspiracy Theory
• There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
The Matrix – Morpheus
• Oh, my God. The quarterback is toast.

• I can do anything. I’m the chief of police.
Jaws – Brody to Quint
• What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?
Splash – Tom Hanks?
• If I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!

• It’s good to be the king.
History of the World Part I
• Anywhere but here!

• Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That’s my policy.
Dirty Harry
• I’m a spoke on a wheel.

• You can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.

• The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.

• This is my corn. You people are guests in my corn.

• The central message of Buddhism is not “every man for himself.

• Either lay off the politics or get out.
• You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your arse.
A Clockwork Orange.