I’m a lucky man. I can have the phone number of a crack whore sitting on the coffee table and no questions will be asked. Half mad strippers approach me on the streets and no eyebrows are raised. I’m a reporter, you know, with many sources. The mysterious and bosomy strangers you see riding around with me at night? Sources. Very important sources.

Same goes with computer history trails left like filthy footprints winding from a brothel. Why was I looking up “midgets who exchange sex for Vicodin?” That was for a blog. “Wife swapping Mormons?” A top ten list for the website. “Manufacturers of slave chains?” Thought I’d write a column about the sex trade.

Sometimes, I startled myself when Google suggests search keywords based on prior input. I’m pleased to say that most of it really does stem from searches made for the above mentioned purposes. Most of them. The midget thing was recreation and I regret nothing.

Here are the most popular Google searches in the past 24 hours. Mine are much more exotic.

buy steroids online
hyperbolic paraboloid
baboosh baby
silver lake partners
poinsettia bowl
wolfquest
linda ellerbee
taut
blowmeuptom.com
hellboy 2

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