Rooty Toot
At the dentist’s, you are given a choice between strawberry, grape and cherry tooth polish. At the coffee shop, it’s regular, Hazelnut or African Gnu Nutblend. Condoms come in different flavors these days and you will please pardon the double entendre.
Now, at long last, you can get your nose candy with something other that bland flavor of coca and street sweat. What’s your preference, cokehead? Want a butterscotch jolt while sniffing up the good times? A raspberry kick to the dopamine while your snuffling up the goods in the bathroom stall? Even a savage like Antonio Montana might like a zesty break from the ordinary when he’s flinging his face into an Everest-sized mounds of powdery goodness.
It just goes to show that you can take the best thing in the world and make it better. Now you can get your heart palpitations and paranoia in root beer flavor, and ain’t that just the best thing since gravy-flavored rubbers? Bet your sweet ass.
