Merry Chrismeth
I don’t know about you people. But the first thing I like to do after the Christmas festivities are over is knock over a 7-Eleven and score me some meth. There is just no better way to get the twisted form of stamina required to disentangle myself from all that tinsel and put everything into perspective. I promise, I only tweak until I’ve rotted three teeth and the mountain chain of meth acne winds no further than the middle of my back. Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
Unfortunately, the do-gooders of Montana have really killed my crank buzz this year. Check out these public service announcement clips and you won’t dare try anything stronger than the dried leftover morsels of meat pie. Another fine Christmas tradition lost.
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December 25th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
“I know……”
December 26th, 2007 at 12:06 am
“I know…”
December 26th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Weasel, you’re such a know-it-all!
December 26th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
in his own mind, only.
December 26th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Mark, I’m at work.. Do I dare click on your link?
December 26th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Yeah, it’s all clean. Public service announcements warning of the spooky dangers of meth.
December 26th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Too bad Montana doesn’t have a PSA about the dangers of living near a meth lab. It’s always interesting to walk out of the house when you hear sirens and learn that the house 2 doors away has blown up.
December 26th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Just the picture is enough to scare even the biggest hard ass. Gross.
December 26th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
On a lighter note: I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas. A new year on it’s way. Unbelievable! 2008. Remember when everybody was freaked out over Y2K? Feels like it was only yesterday. Funny.