Live or die

You’ve got to appreciate a hired assassin who lets you know he’s about to kill you and even signs his name at the bottom of the letter. This is either the latest scam floating around or I’ll be dead by the end of the day. Son-of-bitch better at least way until the Dodgers game is over.

Dear Friend, Goodday to you.

Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is
going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn’t
tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using
it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job
straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I
WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

Regards
Don Panuchi

11 Responses to “Live or die”

  1. leghumper Says:

    that dog guy and his cultish-followers? whatsisname? (I choose to forget)
    the caps give him away, although he TRIED not to use them, he couldn’t help himself by the end!

  2. LaFlamme Says:

    Aw, I dunno. The broken English hints at a foreign source, like those princes who will write and promise millions if you’ll help them move money to the states.

  3. Sharon Says:

    I got the same letter sent to me but I am a woman and it scared me. This guy is pretty sick to pick on women. I guess I should be dead too because it is Monday morning and I’m still alive! What a sick SOB!!

  4. Nicole Says:

    That’s weird!

    On a completely unrelated topic, congrads on your Maine Press success!

  5. M Says:

    I got the same email.  I was going to report it to the police but seeing that other people got it I may not.  It’s disturbing.

  6. M Says:

    I reported this to aol for email abuse.  Others that received the same email should also report to aol.

  7. Gil Says:

    Look, I spent good money hiring that assassin. Just because he is stupid enough to alert you ahead of time doesn’t mean that you aren’t going to die. So make it easy and just hang out by the window for a few days. Thanks.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Umm, that last post was by me. I have no idea who this Gil fellow is. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  9. Gil Says:

    Hey! I don’t know how to type indignantly, so just take my word for it. Why the hell is someone using my name? And better yet, why the hell aren’t I working instead of goofing off like this? Someone better gin up some answers mister!

  10. Patti Says:

    I received this as well and did report it to the police because there is going to be some poor sap that thinks it’s real and will give this stupid prick money!

    I hope he gets hit by a truck!

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