King Kong crabs
Consider it a gift. Now when your wife asks why you’ve got a tube of special cream and a tiny comb in your drawer, and why you burned half your clothes in the barbecue pit, you can blame a monkey.
We know you got the creepy crawlies from that skank downtown, but hey. The wife wants a more palatable story, doesn’t she? You probably got the big brain and opposable thumbs from a screeching banana face, so why not crabs?
Enjoy your new excuse and keep it in your pants, you randy dog.
Just as humans and gorillas share a common evolutionary ancestry, the pubic lice that infuriate some members of the two species are also related. Pubic lice–known to scientists as Pthirus pubis and to most other people as “crabs”–are thought to have evolved from Pthirus gorillae, the structurally similar species that infests gorillas. Read more…

February 12th, 2009 at 6:20 am
***snicker***tee hee, they said bushmeat in the same article as crabs…ahhahhhahhahahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 12th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Hey AO, doesn’t he remind you of Carl in Plum Spooky? heh
February 14th, 2009 at 1:51 am
They say that we share a lot with monkeys, so why not crabs?
February 14th, 2009 at 1:52 am
You know it’s bad when someone who’s never heard of that particular infestation asks you why you’re talking about seafood.