Inflate to 30 PSI
Years ago, I had to by an inflatable love doll for a bachelor party. For a bachelor party, I tell you! In the thick of things, we ended up demonstrating karate moves on her and drinking beer out of certain concave regions of her plastic body.
This dame was nothing special. She had bland eyes and bore a perpetual O of surprise on her face. She had hands and feet like a child’s drawing and hair like a plastic bowl. The air-filled broad had all the sex appeal of an oversized rubber ducky.
I suppose I could have shelled out a few hundred bucks for a more professional model in the likeness of a real world fox. Back then, it would have been one of the Bangles maybe, or Tawny Kitaen. She would have been smooth and sleek and absent of sharp plastic edges that could cut a man.
These days, for the price of a used car, you can have such a faux wife can be yours. Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Stiffler’s Mom… a silent, accommodating version of your favorite starlet can be yours and financing is available. I’ll expect to see you and Miss Milano at the next blog outing.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:09 am
maybe we outta send them your make-over pic and they could make a likeness of the Flamer doll. Lipstick and pinky flip provided at no extra cost!
March 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
The make up, the Brazilian wax job, now this? What are you leading up to?
Are thoughts of the MILK making your head spin with delight, (like mine, when I think of the ‘Dawg).
March 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
My doll would fetch thousands. Never underestimate the secret desires out there for a really ugly, really cheap looking Flamevestite.
March 19th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
About the only one that would have a desire for it would be Rex!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
http://funnyshit.com/
MATURE KINK LOVE DOLL
March 19th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Jesus Treechoker! where the hell are you sending me with that link!!?? It makes me wonder where else you go on the cyber highway………….. are you THAT lonely sweetie….
March 19th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I did it for Flammer!
March 20th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Hey. You’ve got a flat top. But..you look MAH-VO-LOUS, Dahling!
March 20th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Hey, looks like you been working out!
March 20th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Yeah, check out those ta-ta’s. Looks like he’s worked his nipples off.
March 21st, 2008 at 6:44 am
What about the rear view…I’m not much for frontal- I prefer the nice JLo butt myself