I’m not wearing any pants

Streak.jpgQuote from Downeast Magazine from the North Atlantic Blues Fest:

And new folks are still arriving. A Lewiston couple, Mark and Corey LaFlamme, arrived this morning to listen to some blues, shop in the various tents, and soak up some sunshine.

“I love blues music, but I haven’t been [to a NABF] yet,” says a barefoot and shirtless Mark. “It didn’t take long for me to get naked.”

I admit it without shame. As soon as the temperature creeps above 65, I prefer to be as naked as I can get. And quit that recoiling, prude. It isn’t about perversion. It’s about shedding the sweaty weight of shoes, the restraining heat of pants, the tugging nuisance of a shirt. It’s about getting sun on the skin and honoring the savanna dwelling savages that came before us. Although, I do acknowledge that there’s something bacchanalian about a mass public disrobing. So maybe it is about perversion.

I’m very confused.

15 Responses to “I’m not wearing any pants”

  1. Bobbie Says:

    I’m like mark-i tend to shed as much of my clothiing as legally allowed once it starts getting hot. If someone doesn’t like the way I look in shorts, they don’t have to look.

    Who has the photo of the black guy in a lime green thong swim suit with straps? Can’t get much cooler than him, but you do need the body to pull it off.

  2. Martha Says:

    I like to be comfortable, but even in my own home, I keep my body at least covered… not by much, but covered.
    I would NEVER appear outside my home without being clothed. I wouldn’t want to traumatize the public.. not to mention, I’d really prefer to not expose that much of myself. Believe me, you’d prefer I didn’t too.

  3. AO Says:

    We’ve all been waiting for this day. Yup. Kinda like “Free Beer Tommorow” day.

  4. Gil Says:

    You come into this world naked, covered with nasty fluids and blood, screaming and crying. If you play your cards right, you could leave the same way.

  5. brenda Says:

    What cracks me up is this:
    “As soon as the temperature creeps above 65, I prefer to be as naked as I can get. ”
    It really is hot here in the sixties! I came here from 100 degree heat in CA and yet like you, now I’m hot when the temp’s in the sixties! BUT-
    My man came to visit us and he is wearing a turtleneck + t-shirt + jacket! He thinks this is cold. I hope he gets acclimated because I love it here, it is beautiful in the summer.

  6. Bobbie Says:

    Mark needs a Mankini like Borat wore in his movie-that way, he could be almost naked, but still legal at the same time.

  7. Amber Says:

    I LOVE to be naked. And I am as much as possible. If I didn’t live in the middle of town, I’d be naked outside too. Nothing better than the warm rays of summer caressing your bum.

  8. LaFlamme Says:

    Here here, Amber. I’ll see you at the meetings.

  9. Big Brother Says:

    see pics of Mark at http://www.lemonparty.org

  10. Martha Says:

    Big Brother,
    Are the pictures safe for work?

  11. AO Says:

    That’s a big NO, Martha!

  12. Linda Says:

    No, NSFW and also VERY unappealing!

    Which one is Mark?

  13. AO Says:

    I want to know which one is BIG Brother! He HAD to have been there. Weasel, is that you?

  14. LaFlamme Says:

    Hey, what I do in the privacy of my own… Ah, I got nothing.

  15. brenda Says:

    hey, big brother, I think that’s a different mark…

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