I’m not wearing any pants
Quote from Downeast Magazine from the North Atlantic Blues Fest:
And new folks are still arriving. A Lewiston couple, Mark and Corey LaFlamme, arrived this morning to listen to some blues, shop in the various tents, and soak up some sunshine.
“I love blues music, but I haven’t been [to a NABF] yet,” says a barefoot and shirtless Mark. “It didn’t take long for me to get naked.”
I admit it without shame. As soon as the temperature creeps above 65, I prefer to be as naked as I can get. And quit that recoiling, prude. It isn’t about perversion. It’s about shedding the sweaty weight of shoes, the restraining heat of pants, the tugging nuisance of a shirt. It’s about getting sun on the skin and honoring the savanna dwelling savages that came before us. Although, I do acknowledge that there’s something bacchanalian about a mass public disrobing. So maybe it is about perversion.
I’m very confused.

July 16th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
I’m like mark-i tend to shed as much of my clothiing as legally allowed once it starts getting hot. If someone doesn’t like the way I look in shorts, they don’t have to look.
Who has the photo of the black guy in a lime green thong swim suit with straps? Can’t get much cooler than him, but you do need the body to pull it off.
July 16th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I like to be comfortable, but even in my own home, I keep my body at least covered… not by much, but covered.
I would NEVER appear outside my home without being clothed. I wouldn’t want to traumatize the public.. not to mention, I’d really prefer to not expose that much of myself. Believe me, you’d prefer I didn’t too.
July 16th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
We’ve all been waiting for this day. Yup. Kinda like “Free Beer Tommorow” day.
July 17th, 2007 at 12:56 am
You come into this world naked, covered with nasty fluids and blood, screaming and crying. If you play your cards right, you could leave the same way.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:41 am
What cracks me up is this:
“As soon as the temperature creeps above 65, I prefer to be as naked as I can get. ”
It really is hot here in the sixties! I came here from 100 degree heat in CA and yet like you, now I’m hot when the temp’s in the sixties! BUT-
My man came to visit us and he is wearing a turtleneck + t-shirt + jacket! He thinks this is cold. I hope he gets acclimated because I love it here, it is beautiful in the summer.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Mark needs a Mankini like Borat wore in his movie-that way, he could be almost naked, but still legal at the same time.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
I LOVE to be naked. And I am as much as possible. If I didn’t live in the middle of town, I’d be naked outside too. Nothing better than the warm rays of summer caressing your bum.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:42 am
Here here, Amber. I’ll see you at the meetings.
July 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
see pics of Mark at http://www.lemonparty.org
July 18th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Big Brother,
Are the pictures safe for work?
July 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
That’s a big NO, Martha!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
No, NSFW and also VERY unappealing!
Which one is Mark?
July 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I want to know which one is BIG Brother! He HAD to have been there. Weasel, is that you?
July 18th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Hey, what I do in the privacy of my own… Ah, I got nothing.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
hey, big brother, I think that’s a different mark…