Hairy man
Reason number 6,003 it’s good to be a guy: facial hair. Testosterone flying from the face. Sure, it’s a pain in the ass to shave if you’re in a hurry and a bad beard can get you a nasty nickname (you know who you are, Goat.) But when you need a new look and a new mood, a little creative face sculpting can really turn things around. Not feeling smart enough? Try a handlebar and chin puff to stroke thoughtfully during deep conversations. Not feeling wicked enough? Try a pointy ducktail for that mephistopheles look. Too many chins? An Old Dutch beard will hide at least three of them.
Personally, I have a Fu Manchu going right now but I’m thinking of trading it in for a Super Mario. I mean, you people make fun of me no matter how I look and I already have a dozen vile nicknames. Might as well try some artful shaving to perfect my mood.
Here is a sample of some of the styles you can try out if you want to join me. Send me pictures and maybe you’ll get included in the Hall of Hair.
Coming up next: how to form your private areas to really make a statement.
May 18th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Don’t forget to shave your legs. C’mon LaFlamme, admit it, you felf dead sexy with those smooth chicken legs.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I like a soul patch… let’s me know that a man is high maintenance and cares waaay more about his looks then I ever will.
May 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
How they hell do you maintain one of those things? I’d be too lazy for that, just use a rubber stamp, instead.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:27 am
The Mighty El Insecto?? WTF is that!?!! Actually, I can see that on you Flamer. It looks more like a ball tickler, which in your case, would help you pick up some really sexy guys… ooooo, la, la…
May 19th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Thanks for the link, man. I really have no idea what El Insecto is, either.
May 19th, 2008 at 10:12 am
You people? you people! What do you mean, you people?!
May 19th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
you know, I was just studying the pic of you and did you realize you look like Robin Williams? You’re not as funny or as rich as him, but you do look a little like him…the big nose is what does it, I think.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Robin Williams! You drinking Nyquil, Bulldog?
May 19th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
check it out- in Awakenings, he had full facial hair and glasses….
http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,1221853_3,00.html
May 19th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
and nooooo, I’m not drinking Nyquil- I get hives when I take that shit. I’m just doin’ my Vikes and whatever other stuff I can find.
May 19th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Why, he could be my brother.
He had a full beard in Goodwill Hunting too, as I recall.