Behold, Brody Willette. Already an absolute stud of a kid, his new “Dirt” t-shirt has launched him to rock star status. He goes into a Chuck-E-Cheese or Jokers wearing that sucker, he moves right to the front of the line. And it goes without saying that the girls are all over him.

And here is his family, Tamara (daughtio) and Kyle Willette. Since they got dirty with Dirt shirts, they have to decline dozens of invitations to social events each week. Suddenly, waiting lists for the hot homes in upscale neighborhoods have vanished. They go to a swank restaurant, other diners will be booted from their seats to make way for the dirty couple.

I’m not saying that “Dirt: An American Campaign” wear will boost your status, launch your career, improve your love life and prevent balding. But it probably will.

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