Cooking with Aunt Bee
When I’m an aging white woman, this is what I’ll be doing. And I won’t take crap for it either, puritan. Live and let live. It’s my right to do what I want with my body and with my money. And anyway, you beastly men have been doing it for years.
You’ve got to wonder why the tourism people in Kenya are complaining about vacationing white women hooking up with younger blacks. The free-wheeling dames are dropping American coin in Kenyan clubs, restaurants and oxygen tents. There is very little sordidness here and anyway, it distracts from the other Kenyan tourism niche that draws older men seeking out children for sex play. One is illegal and about as loathsome as it gets, the other is perfectly legitimate and beautiful. I mean, imagine bean-pie-baking aunt Bee coiled in a sexual embrace with the sinewy William Smith.
Okay, stop imagining now. Someone needs a visit to the bingo hall.
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December 6th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I defer to Neil Young’s ‘Southern Man’ on this one.
And Torch, you’re a forever young white woman to me.
So I take it that lost hunter you covered doesn’t watch Survivorman? (I like Les way more than the megalomaniac Bear from Man vs. Wild.) Why wouldn’t he stay put and make a warm yet conspicuously smoky fire? Did he inexplicably not have matches or a lighter?
And another total non sequitur: What’s the status of your old column in the SJ? Me miss long time.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:37 am
FLAMMER……
Nice “acting” in the “mock”umentary last night. If the writing gig doesn’t work out, you and Wendall can have great career potential in amateur gay porn films.
I defer to Frankie Goes to Hollywood on this one…
“RELAX”
Good Morning K2……..
December 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Mornin’, Weasel.
So, will Gil’s Steelers beat the newly susceptible Pats on Sunday? Methinks so, 27-20.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Yeah, I’ve been fielding calls from the shaving cream people who want me to plug their products now. Damn those documentary filmmakers! I asked them to underplay my screaming sex appeal.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
K2, I’ve been asked to start writing the column again. Not sure when it’ll start. And anyway, it seems unlikely they’ll let me rant thusly about the the sexual habits of the comely Frances Bavier. Which is really a shame because… I mean, come on! She’s a handsome woman.
December 6th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Damn!! I missed the show last night. Anybody tape it?
December 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
It’s on again at 3 p.m. Sunday. The nude version will air at a later date.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I’ll skip the nude version. I hate seeing naked animals. Ewww!!
December 6th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
You say “ewww” but your eyes say “oooh!”
December 6th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Nah. That’s just a sty.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Hate to disappoint you, K2, but by now you know that the Patriots have won yet again. I had to resort to the computer to keep up with the game-unfortunately, I live in the part of the country that aired the Broncos game today. Was also kept informed of the church shooting in the Springs every time the station updated the situation. Wonder if we’re going to hear from the disgraced former leader concerning this latest turn of events for the beleagured church.
And will 13-0 be the kiss of death for the Patriots like it was for all the other teams that have managed to make it that far over the years?
December 9th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Bobbie, the Pats certainly made a statement. I wouldn’t want to be Anthony Smith in the Steelers’ locker room, that’s for sure. What a complete idiot.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Pat’s ROCK!!
December 10th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Vikings kinda rock!
December 10th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Rock the Boat!!!!!