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Your wife is a good woman. She gets the kids to school on time and the house is spotless. Sure, she’s late coming home from those PTA meetings sometimes, but you’ve got to appreciate her committment to education. What a fine woman and a lovely one, too. She keeps in spectacular shape with hours on the treadmill and plenty of time at the tennis courts. That woman of yours has spunk.
Too bad about that thing with the tennis pro. I hate to stain a reputation, but it is said that those two spend more time in the showers than they do before the nets. Seriously, do you think your bride works up that glow from chasing a fuzzy green ball back and forth?
Knave! But don’t take my word for it. Take a close gander at that sexy little number she wears to the fitness club night after night. Have a look at the back seat of her shiny Volvo, while you’re at it, and it wouldn’t hurt to get a sample of her hair. Clues are everywhere. Here is a little technology to help you along.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:23 am
What happened to good old fashioned scratch-n-sniff?
February 19th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Mark: I am enjoying reading Vegetation as much as I enjoyed the Pink Room!
I also enjoyed the Waterville mystery story as well as the tennis wife.
Where do you come up with these ideas and thoughts? Your mind is an amazing thing.
Nancy Marshall
Check out my blog at http://www.maineprmaven.com
February 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
For those of you who don’t know Nancy Marshall, she’s a public relations titan who is at the very top of my book promotions wish list. A very kind and friendly woman, she’s also got a heavyweight client list. Check out her website. And don’t forget to mark her down when you’re working on the LaFlamme section of your Christmas list.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Mark:
You are too kind. Thank you for the great comment and referral to my maineprmaven blog. This blogging thing is a bit addictive and so is LinkedIn! We are getting into Social Media at my agency and it’s amazing the things you can do with it. I’m calling it PR 2.0.
Best,
Nancy
February 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I like LinkedIn because it spares us the frilly stuff. None of those annoying prods from strangers who want to share their movie preferences, etc. like you see with Facebook. Of course, anyone with something to promote can’t afford to skip any of the social networking sites so I guess I’ll just shut up.