Big brother
Once you go bigfoot...
As if racial tensions aren’t unnerving enough on the presidential campaign, now we see bigotry in the murky world of cryptozoology.
On this, the 45th-year-plus-one-day anniversary of Martin Luther King’s historic speech, I say let us not belabor the racial makeup of elusive and frightening creatures. Mysterious, hulking beasts of all lineages should be considered equal as they tromp their way through our woods, scaring hillbillies and leaving no footprints in spite of their massive bulk.
Whether the cryptoid stalking near the Maine border is Caucasian, Hispanic or African American should be of no concern. What should be of concern is whether or not he or she passed into this country legally. This should not be a matter of race, my friends. It should be a matter of immigration hysteria.
I give you, the African American Sasquatch of northern Maine.
